Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
a Tiger came flying, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry
Coz a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.
He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and as the story progressed
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He'd been cheatin' with Holly, Jaime, and Cori,
With Jocelyn and Kali-ka...The world had a story.
From the top of the Tour to basement of blues,
Tiger's sordid tale was all over the news.
With Hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of Sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his crying and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger's wife went investing, a new home in Sweden.
She was heard to exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you're getting laid, then I'm getting paid."
Now she's not pouting, she's of jolly good cheer
Her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year!
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