Mostly Balls' new antipodean contributor - Simon 'I'm a Pom' Wilkins - has sent this interesting story from Australia... Cheers Simon...
In an almost unprecedented attempt to claim someone else's success in sport as their own, the Australian media decided to rename New Zealand as Australasia to mask the terrible effort their own team Australia put in against Germany. It appears that the 'Kiwiroos' will now also represent Australia, and moves are afoot to add an extra star to the NZ flag.
The Australian media have expressed an interest in taking their team outside to be humanely put down to end any embarrasment.
Thankfully they wont need to, as Ghana is expected to add the final nail in the Australian coffin this weekend.
Australasia 1 Slovakia 1 - Kiwis-get-the-point-
More football gibberish to be found on Simon's twitter feed @cerealk777!
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